EPIC FAIL.

I was shown, by my associate Fnord, a website that should have been brilliant. I was sorely dissapointed to find that it was merely a bunch of Americans bitching because they thought they were better than everyone else.

I was so dissapointed that I promptly joined the site and posted the following under the same name as this post. I shall put a link to the website below so that those of you like me can appreciate my outrage at this abomination I had the misfortune of reading.



Hello!

I am a teenager from the baron deserts of Australia and therefore have no access to technology and you will probably just disregard my opinion as an outsider's anyway.

But I soldier on.

I have joined this website purely because it annoyed me and I needed to make it known that it did so.
Also, I like the attention, but enough about me...

To the creator of this abomination. I would like to point out that it is blasphemous and hideously grotesque to take such an awesome concept as the founding ideology of this website and turn it into the cesspool I have had the misfortune of stumbling across and subsequently bitched at.
I should probably point out that I use the word 'awesome' in a literal sense. Meaning NOT like a hotdog, to make a reference none of the sick souls that created this and perhaps a very small percentage of the poor souls sucked in by it would get.

OK, I was first dissapointed when the three television shows you have on the home page do not include Blackadder. All who think they appreciate sarcasm should immediately find means of obtaining and watching this BBC series. For the people of two didget IQs reading this (ie, all the Americans) BBC stands for British Broadcasting Company.

I then decided to investigate the website, to see if the could redeem themselves of this oversite.Upon veiwing the 'Sarcastic Quotes' section, I noticed that perhaps two of the quotes i viewed were sarcastic. Many more were indeed clever, but I feel that when visiting a link labelled 'Sarcastic Quotes' one would assume that at least 50% of the quotes would be sarcastic.

I then moved on to viewing your forums.
In one rather interesting and insightful forum, an Idian man tells a story of a bus trip in America. He is then accused of 'whining' by a 'greenbanana' character.
I haven't been able to find much other that whining on this site and, I assure you, JonnyBravoWarm is responsable for only a very small percentage of it.

In conclusion, I shall say that I probably had a more extensive vocabulary at the age of six than most of you do now and have been using sarcasm and irony CORRECTLY since I could talk.
I am sorely disappointed in this attempt at an intellectual whatever-it-is you're actually trying (and failing, I'm quite sure) to achieve here.

My last word is a quote from another BBC production (Torchwood, for the dickheads still reading this): "...I think even the stick up your arse has got a stick up it's arse."

Thank You All,

Much Love and Merriment,

Yours sincerely,

A Dissapointed Viewer.



the website itself is: http://www.sarcasmsociety.com/