Oh. My. God.
What is it with PE teachers? There all such fucking control freaks.
Mainly, the PE teacher at my school. Honestly, TWO THIRDS of the school were trying to get into the locker area, but he wouldn't let us because it 'wasn't time'. It was a matter of minutes early and most of the other teachers in the school had said we could go early, but NO, we can't go to the locker area because it 'isn't time'. *glare*
So, I have come up with a couple of theories about PE teachers:
THEORY 1: A large ammount of PE teachers became PE teachers because they were bullied in school and see it as an opportunity to get their own back.
THEORY 2: Many PE teachers are in that line of work because they were the school 'jocks' and then, after leaving school, realised that high-school sport was all that they were ever going to be any good at.
THEORY 3: Alternatively to Theory 2, many PE teachers are such because they were never any good at sport in high-school and now they can FINALLY beat high-school students. What these people don't realise is that being, on average, 10 years older than most year 12s, this isn't actually much of an achievement.
THEORY 4: This one is slightly more specific. The reason we weren't allowed into the locker area is that we could get to our school-books and learn, heaven forbid. And my dear sports teacher realised that if this happens, there will suddenly be a severe shortage of people in his 'profession', if you can even call it that.
(Alternatively, there is a good friend of mine's theory about the locker area, which I think deserves an honorable mention; "He's a fucking retard with an IQ I could count on one hand.")
What is it with PE teachers? There all such fucking control freaks.
Mainly, the PE teacher at my school. Honestly, TWO THIRDS of the school were trying to get into the locker area, but he wouldn't let us because it 'wasn't time'. It was a matter of minutes early and most of the other teachers in the school had said we could go early, but NO, we can't go to the locker area because it 'isn't time'. *glare*
So, I have come up with a couple of theories about PE teachers:
THEORY 1: A large ammount of PE teachers became PE teachers because they were bullied in school and see it as an opportunity to get their own back.
THEORY 2: Many PE teachers are in that line of work because they were the school 'jocks' and then, after leaving school, realised that high-school sport was all that they were ever going to be any good at.
THEORY 3: Alternatively to Theory 2, many PE teachers are such because they were never any good at sport in high-school and now they can FINALLY beat high-school students. What these people don't realise is that being, on average, 10 years older than most year 12s, this isn't actually much of an achievement.
THEORY 4: This one is slightly more specific. The reason we weren't allowed into the locker area is that we could get to our school-books and learn, heaven forbid. And my dear sports teacher realised that if this happens, there will suddenly be a severe shortage of people in his 'profession', if you can even call it that.
(Alternatively, there is a good friend of mine's theory about the locker area, which I think deserves an honorable mention; "He's a fucking retard with an IQ I could count on one hand.")
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